I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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