Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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