The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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