When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize