the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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