On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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