I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
