I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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