I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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