That's when you crack a 10am beer
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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