3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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