What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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