Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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