If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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