if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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