He had one of those small greek statue penises
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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