I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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