you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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