yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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