Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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