we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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