if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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