She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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