Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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