Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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