Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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