There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think people are normalizing furries
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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