There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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