I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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