weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
COCAINE IS GR8
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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