I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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