Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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