why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Randomize
