this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
