24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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