To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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