Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
