Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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