I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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