this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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