So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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