found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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