ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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