We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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