It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think people are normalizing furries
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
