Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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