Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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