I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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