Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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