is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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