Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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