he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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