Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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