I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
and you fell through a lawn chair
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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