i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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